Look, I know you are proud of being a Virgo or whatever, but when I am trying to figure out if we are compatible, your sun sign is basically useless to me. I need your Venus to understand how you love. I need your moon to see how you feel. And I definitely need your rising sign to know exactly how the last lunar eclipse in Pisces hit you, because that eclipse was not just any full moon. It was intense, and if you are still processing, shedding, or purging from it, I need to know that before we go any further.
Why I need your birth time immediately
This is where things get real. If you want me to tell you exactly how that eclipse is impacting your life, I need your rising sign. And to get your rising sign, I need your birth time. So yes, I am going to ask if your mom has your birth certificate lying around somewhere. And if you were born during an eclipse? Your life has probably been insane, and now I understand why you are the way you are.
Your Scorpio moon is literally on my Pluto, so you might become obsessed with me.
Venus retrograde changes everything
Here is the thing. My Venus is in Gemini, so I am going to be okay no matter what happens. But your Venus is in Sagittarius, and we are compatible, sure. But are you actually ready for something serious? Because Venus is about to go retrograde, and if this is going to be a thing, we need to know now. If we wait until October, it probably will not work. Venus retrograde has a way of making everything complicated, and I would rather lock this in before the retrograde starts messing with our heads.
When the chart gets too real
And then there is the small issue of your Scorpio moon sitting directly on my Pluto. That means you might become a little obsessed with me, which could be flattering or terrifying depending on how this plays out. Either way, I am not going into this blind. The charts do not lie, and I would rather know what I am walking into than pretend astrology does not matter when it comes to love.